"I'd Like A Side Of Heart Attack With That!"

My wonderful husband loves to cook. Unfortunately, it's rarely on any diet plan. Yesterday Jim made banana bread for the pure purpose of making french toast banana bread this morning (yeah, I know, pack on the calories). He decided a good side item would be bacon. While eating the deadly, but delicious meal, he asked if I would be interested in meat loaf wrapped in bacon tonight. Who wouldn't be interested in that?!? He also reported that one of the members of the church invited the girls to come over and pick collard greens (finally, something healthy from him), then he said he wanted to make them with bacon. Yes sir, may I have another blood clot please?

For those of you none country savy people, the girls are holding collard greens.

I've decided that females must have an observation gene that males miss out on. Having never expressed my personal opinion, Emmy had this to say "Boys are stinky!" Amen Sister!

Here's the stinky boy.








This week we went hiking again. On the trail we picked, there are 385 stairs to climb. The girls love going up. However, Lydia prefers to fly down. She does this by holding your hand and suspending herself in the air as she glides down the stairs. So, of course, this forces the hand holder to go faster.
Crystal: Lydia, you have to slow down!
Lydia: I am going slow, faster.
Hmm... can't argue with that.